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John turned the vacuum off and waited for his medalIf you want you supper you'd better get off your backside - You mean I'm sitting on a plate of liver and bacon? Inside page 3 - "Dry Cleaning"
Happy Anniversary

When John married Ann, he knew he'd found his Miss Right... he just didn't know her first name was Always!Derek re-designed the bedroom to cater for Bella's daily clothing crisis ritual.
AFTER CONCERNS ABOUT HIS BOOZING, GEOFF PROMISED HIS WIFE HE'D STICK TO ONE DRINK PER EVENINGSANDRA DIDN'T MIND HER ONE NIGHT STANDS STAYING FOR BREAKFAST, BUT 10 YEARS WAS DEFINITELY PUSHING IT!
To my Wife on our Anniversary
You and me...we're meant to be...On your Anniversary... You two know the secret to a happy marriage
INSPIRING COUPLES IN HISTORY
ADAM AND EVE - SALLY AND MICHAEL
What a couple! Happy Anniversary!HELEN FINALLY FOUND A CURE FOR DAVE'S SNORING.
Deidre had ironed one too many of Jeremy's shirts.When Barry met Sarah spoof movie poster
To Mum and Dad on your AnniversaryThis is serious, kids,' said Dot, 'where is Daddy?  All the credit cards are in his shorts.'
happy anniversary tamsin! 
shall we do the romantic dinner thing or just get straight to the point?Oi! Exclusive Anniversary Photo Special Issue
Happy Anniversary Jack and Jill.... to a perfect coupleThe first half of our lives is ruined by our parents... and the second half by our children
On our Anniversary... still right up each other's streetAs John had spent their anniversary down the pub, Susan made him spend the night on the blow-up mattress
We've been through so much together... and most of it was your faultA wife can surprise her husband on their wedding anniversary by merely mentioning it - EC McKenzie
"Of course this movie seems vaguely familiar to you. It's our wedding video, stupid!"Come on dear... whisper those three little words
SANDRA DIDN'T MIND HER ONE NIGHT STANDS STAYING FOR BREAKFAST, BUT 10 YEARS WAS DEFINITELY PUSHING IT!To my Husband on our Anniversary
The happiest day of my life?...
Happy AnniversaryUSING ALL HER STRENGTH, HELEN FINALLY MANAGED TO GET COMFORTABLE.
The worst thing about being married to a civil servant is the paperwork, thought Ida, as she filled out another Marmalade Requisition Form.10 happy years together spoof movie poster
'Oh for God's sake!' snapped Dot. 'Surely you've known me long enough to know I mean right when I say left.'Oi! Exclusive Anniversary Issue Special
I told you role play would spice things up!As a treat for his birthday, Susan decided to change into something more comfortable.
Opposites attract ... then drive each other crazy!"Mr Jones, the test says you're not impotent you're just scared to death"
"Get the bloody chocolates yourself"...... Gary, the Milk Tray Man.  10 Years Married.Love You Always spoof movie poster
After Dot got home from work, picked up the kids from school, gave them tea, tidied the house, vacuumed the garden and polished the hamster, she could relax with her book: 'How The Modern WomOi! Exclusive Anniversary special issue
I married a monster from outer spaceAs a surprise for their third date, Susan decided to go commando
"No! I said I wanted a dado rail!"Elsie considered her husband's allergy a small price to pay for the enjoyment she got from Snuffles.
Dot first smashed the washing-up with a hammer then drove the car through the wall to make it look like an accident.When I said I do, I didn't know I'd have to do everything
"Norman! Thats not what I meant by being more 'experimental' in the bedroom!"It was beginning to look as if Bernard's medication might need tweaking again.
'Trust me Gavin', said Dot, 'this Feng Shui is going to really change our lives, nighty night!'If Women Ruled...
Gwenda adored running her fingers through Norman's hair.

Boxes: 1960, 1961 - 1965, 1966 - 1975'I'm sorry Gavin,' sneered Dot, 'there is NEVER a time when make up is unimportant.'
"Have you seen my banana flavoured condom anywhere?"Dot enjoyed doing the year end accounts with Gavin.  'And this huge, big piece of paper records all the times you were in the wrong' she said.

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