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Come on dear... whisper those three little words"I'm 30, of course I've matured!" said Pete, switching off his Blue Peter lamp
It's Impossible for you to be this old Jack!?  Your my age for God's sake!Rip Off - Never Mind the Birthday Jonathatn Here's the Party
WENDY, You're Bloody Old, 3040th Birthday
Life begins at....Congratu effing lations on your 30th sebastien!
Seeing as its your 30th birthday, Why not indulge your wildest fantasies? Smear you man's body in melted chocolate, Hoist him up to the living room ceiling...  and settle down to a good book.Dad had asked for a six-pack for his birthday... so the kids bought him a gym membership
Turning 30!.... movie spoof card. You can upload 4 photos onto this cardCongratulations! Your days of pushing 40 are over!
Dot approached the man who whistled at her:  'Normally I'd punch you,' she growled, 'but it's my 40th birthday today - so I'll let you off.'happy 40th birthday morrisl! 
(drink up yabastard...)
On your 30th Birthday remember that the secrets to a good life are: early nights, good food, exercise, and clean living, but...The News - Cheers! - 30th Birthday
30 YEARS OLD The macdonald blend is a perfect balance of age and sophistication with intensity and vigour. Can only get better with ageHappy Birthday Bitch!
For your 30th birthday I was going to get you an enormous present..  But it back fired at the last moment!you're 50... I'm lost for words
I never met a man I couldn't blame.Inside every thirty year old id an eighteen year old asking, 'what happened?' - Ann Landers
You want me on top... Well here I am dearest!!After Mum was told there was a special Birthday message for her on the radio, she listened for five hours non stop, without hearing a thing.... then suddenly spotted the envelope.
Another birthday Lucy, take it like a real woman!   Eat chocolate and bitch!Rip Off - Never Mind the Birthday Becky Here's the Moët
Barbaraville 30Life begins at....
50 Today - Colin discovers that the aging process is all about growing more and more hair in less and less attractive places.Once he turned 50, Brian became strangely attracted to the colour beige...
Barbara Smith turns 30- movie spoof card.Julie is 30!... and looking great
'I look younger?' giggled Dot. 'Oh don't be silly, it takes at least 30 years to get as sexy as me!'Congratu effing lations on your 30th
Laughter lines? What the hell had been that funny?!The News - Full of Fizz - 30th Birthday
50 YEARS OLD Careful ageing has produced a rare character - Mature and elegant with profound depth. A full rounded body, much loved by the true connoisseur - A uinque blend30 today... so it's girls out on the town for a quiet celebration?
Abracadrba 40 years...Turning 40, I can say my school days were the happiest days of my life; which gives you some idea of the misery I've endured over the past 25 years - Paul Merton
Now 30 and desperate to keep her ideal weight, Anna seriously considered shaving off her eyebrows!Rip Off - Never Mind the Birthday Ashley Here's the Beer
Welcome to KEITH, The Friendly Town50 Today - Ever the optimist, Colin handed the barber his Tom Cruise cutting
License to kill time- movie spoof card.The best thing about being 30...  is not being 40!
happy 30th birthday michael! 
(drink up yabastard...)The News - 21 Again - Landmark Birthday
40 today tired of birthdays...? no wonder, you've had a heck of a lot30 Today and time to learn the secret of eternal youth
I have everything now that I had twenty years ago, except now it's all... lower - Gypsy Rose LeeDad celebrated his 45th Birthday with a few beers in much the same way as he celebrated Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays.....
Rip Off - Never Mind the Birthday Michael Here's the LagerWelcome to Bleary
50 Today -  Well thats puberty over thought Maude, let the aging process beginRebecca Mills turns thirty spoof movie poster
Frank is... 50!  and looking greatHappy birthday you are 30 well done. you have peaked
The News - Roaring Forties - 40th BirthdayHow old Tim? ...wow that's old!
30 Today hope it feels goodRip Off - Never Mind the Birthday Jonathatn Here's the Party
40 Today - Dangers of the Internet - Colin only logged on to check his email. 4 hours later, he had bought a C-reg Vauxhall Astra and married a 17-year old Texan.The News - Naughty Forties 'Life begins at 40!'
don't cry you're only 50!Rip Off - Never Mind the Birthday Jonathatn Here's the Party
40 today -  Over the years, Vera had found how to get the best from her bathroom scales.The News - Nifty 50s - 50th Birthday
40 Today - Dierdre's diet was going surprisingly well50 Today -  Colin had reached that critical moment in a man's life when, for the first time, he has more hair on his bum than his head

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