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There's always room for one more mince pieSanta is always very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Santa is always very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. Dennis millerIts Christmas, eat drink and be merry
I love Christmas. I always recieve a lot of wonderful presents that I can't wait to exchange. Hennie YoungmanThere are three stages of man. He believes in Santa. He doesn't believe in Santa. He is Santa. Bo Phillips
Sod the turkey, lets go down the pubChristmas is a time when you want your past forgotten and your present remembered. Phyllis Diller
Christmas was awful when I was a kid, because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunatelu so did my parents. Carlie VeracolaTis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la
I feel sorry for Jesus. It's always tough when your birthday is on Christmas Day. David CorradoSanta Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. Victor Borge
There's no such thing as too many sherriesthe one thing that women do not want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husbands - Joan Rivers
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. Nancy CartwrightHo Ho Ho merry christmas
Oh joy, Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of people, knee-deep in tinsel and wrapping paper, will utter those heartfelt words: 'Is this all I got?' Kelsey GrammerThis Christmas let us not forget those who are less fortunate than ourselves. They may attempt to burgle your house while you are at church. Harry Enfield
May you be full of christmas spirit, Sherry Whiskey & PortSanta is always very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. - Dennis Miller
Bah Humbug merry christmas to youI feel sorry for Jesus.It's always tough when your birthday is on Christmas Day - David Corrado
Christmas is a time when you want your past forgotten and your present remembered. - Phyllis DillerI love Christmas. I always recieve a lot of wonderful presents that I cant wait to exchange.- Henry Youngman

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