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I'm Sorry Stephanie... we're out of stock. But I could maybe get it to you for the 29th?Colin felt lucky that Santa and his reindeer...
...had been in a hurry
Merry Christmas peasants!It may be Christmas but I don't do Charity
Christmas? Wake me up when it's all over! Merry Christmas!The Muppets Christmas
Urg! Timmy. Sprout Time!To my wife I got a Playstation for the kids... it seemed like a good swap to me
To Mum and Dad... from your chickSimon, I told you it wasn't chocolate on the reindeer's bum!
Merry Christmas
Melinda was looking forward to serving Christmas dinner to her vegetarian relatives.Just when the sprouts thought they were safe on the shelf for another night...
,,,the Grim Reducer appeared
It's a Kind offer Stanley but I haven't got a Christmas tree, so I don't need my bush decorating with your balls!...and what did you get for Christmas
The Muppets ChristmasPaul, Every Christmas I can literally see myself... getting fatter by the minute!
To my Sister Another Christmas...and lots of presents you can't wait to exchangeTo my Boyfriend Its Christmas and lucky old me...I pulled a cracker!
Bad Santa - SANTA was sure he could feel someone's icy fingers fiddling with his sackFor 364 days of the year she is a respected business woman. Fortunately for Karen, Christmas comes but once a year.
When his wife said stuff the turkey. Eddie agreed... and went down the pubSo you'll never call Santa a Fat Git to his face again will you!
Happy Christmas Darling, what time's lunch Removed 091104The Muppets Christmas
Bah Humbeg! Merry Christmas BarryAfter he'd asked if she fancied a bit of 'ding dong merrily on high' she replied 'only if you fancy a knee in the baubles'...he couldn't recall singing a carol by that name before?
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... and I'm dreaming of a beach in FuengirolaBad Santa - I want a Wii  Well don't do ig on me David, you dirty little git
The Office Christmas Party was in full swing. Merry Christmas BobbyAt the Christmas party, Eddie got smashed, Brandon got pickled...
...and Olly got completely pithed
Look Santa, send me a BIKE or the puppy gets it!It's good to see the family at Christmas
The Muppets ChristmasTurkey for Christmas Jeff?...prefer Spain myself!
If he didn't get her what she wanted... it wasn't just snowballs she would be grabbingIts Christmas again, that time when you eat and drink so much... you don't see your toes 'til March
Bad Santa - Santa remembered when all Mrs.Cravens wanted for Christmas were her two front teeth.  Now the greed cow wanted a FULL SET with extra grips!Santa was beginning to regret his decision to let Rudolph go. Merry Christmas Richard
It was Christmas morning in the Johnson's kitchen and the sage and onions were looking at a fate... ...even worse than a fate worse than death''What's the worst thing you ever had for Christmas?''
Relatives!
Mitts......and the superglueThe Muppets Christmas
For  you SON. Having ordered 4 calling birds and 3 french hens off that dodgy christmas web-site. Bobby decided that all his Christmases had come at onceTo my Daddy... I love you more than Christmas
Bad Santa - Good grief, is he going to recite the COMPLETE toy section from the Argos catalogue?Merry Christmas Mary. For some reason, the kids were always well behaved at Grandma's.
At the Bramley's Christmas party... the au pear did her usual impression of St KnickerlessMuch as Rebecca loved FRESH FRUIT, the unwrapped apple Jeffrey gave her for Christmas smacked of being just another of his last minute panic buys!
Fancy a rideMerry Christmas Edward. Edward always put a determined effort into buyinghis family's Christmas presents
SON Hope this Christmas... brings all your dream ofTo Mum, Merry Christmas. The outside caterers had done their bit. Now she could get well and truly hammered.
Eddie went out on the piste at Christmas...
...and got really smashedYeah mate... there was that real good year when I worked with ALED JONES then the offers just stopped coming in !
Have I got a Christmas present for you!It was the countdown to Christmas and the pressure was on for Sandra: food, presemts,decorations, cards, stress! It was now August after all!
OK so it's all agreed. Stuff the kids, let's have this year off. Merry Christmas Julie and AndrewThe asparagus sisters happily got their tips out for the lads...
...to pose in the Christmas colander
Jim got the wrong idea when his wife said she needed more support with the CHRISTMAS DINNERAfter hearing a drunken declaraion from Brian in accounts that he wanted to shag a reindeer... Susan had come up with a cunning plan.
As usual, Arthur turned up for the Christmas party...
...already half cutNatalie wondered if the message, 'Take me to bed and roger me senseless', in Timothy's card was Christmassy enough
All John Lemon wished for at Christmas... was peas on earth.When Jamie shouted for Marjorie to come and check if his large red balls were hanging evenly, she'd naturally assumed he was decorating the Christmas tree!
The Vegetarians were delighted with their Christmas selection box...After seeing what a pile of crap Richard bought her for Christmas, Suzy farted on his present
The Vegetarian's chum had obviously been round on Christmas eve... and played a bit of a practical jokeThis year, the Queen's Peach was full of festive cheer...
Mrs Bramley wondered if her husband would fancy Turkey again for Christmas...On Christmas eve, Eddie wrapped the prosthetic leg he'd bought for Edwina as a stocking filler...
The walnut wasn't sure whether this was just a splitting headache or something a little more serious...The carrots were so excited about Santa and Rudolf coming, they just couldn't get to sleep...

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