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The Muppets Father's Daydads new Anti - Theft Device
Knowing how upset and humiliated the Germans felt at loosing 5-1 at home, the England players thought it best not to gloat.Happy Father's Day...  After being told there was a special message for him on the radio Dad listened for five hours        then noticed the envelope
Happy Father's Day  Last week I just missed a fantastic hole-in-one by 5 strokesFor my old man on Father's Day...Dad had just figured out...
To A Special Dad.... Tho You're a bit saggy, And you've a big tummy, You're a real ace Dad, Who's kind and yummy, So hairs getting thinner, And your head's getting slappy, I wish you a Father's Day, that's brill and happy!Daddy Carrot warned the kids if they forgot Father's Day again... he's skin them alive
Dad you're my Superhero - With Love from your daughterHappy Father's Day "Remember kid's if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm" You could always rely in Dad for his 'handy tips'
The Muppets Father's DayThe secret of a great Father's Day. 
A barrel and a straw.
Gazza was so upset when the nasty man in the crowd wouldn't give him the ball back.For a No.1 Dad! The fathers soon discovered there wan't a drink strong enough to make you forget you had kids.
Remember on Father's Day... That the worst day fishing is betterfor my OLD MAN on FATHER'S DAY - Dad never gets lost... he just discovers alternative desitnations!
Happy Father's Day.... You're a fine VintageDad wondered what the kids had given him for Father's Day... then the penny dropped
Happy Father's Day to a Top DogHappy Father's Day - Dad took no chances when it came to entering the kid's bedroom
The Muppets Father's DayON FATHER'S DAY 
Dad, Mum just said that if I'm not careful, I'll grow up to be just like you!
Great Tackle... Thanks, but it'll never be as big as yours!Happy Father's Day! - Dad couldn't wait for the kids to leave home, so he could be second in command again.
Happy Father's Day to a... RUGBY MAD DAD... Rugby: A game played by big butch blokes with an obssession for cuddling and jumping in the bath together for a sing-songFor a great Dad...Dad had an early prototype of a satellite navagation system
Happy Father's Day... From your 'chip off the old block'Dad had asked for a six-pack for Father's Day... so the kids bought him a gym membership
From Us Both Happy Father's Day to the King of our pride...Happy Father's Day"If you really want something in your life kids, you've gotta work for it... now quiet, whilst they announce the lottery numbers"
The Muppets Father's Day Kermit Sod the red cards, COME ON! Who else thinks I'm a baldheaded git?!
Happy father's day! Dad liked to do the crosswords. It was the only way he could get the last word in.Happy Father's Day to a ... Football-Mad DAD  For a moment we were in with a chance.. then the game started
for a NO:1 DAD - When mum asked dad to fill up the car with gas, she expected several litres of the unleaded kind.When you were young, You were strong and brave, A thirst for excitement, You did crave, But as years pass by, Time brings new adventures, Coach trips, shopping, ailments and dentures But remember this Dad As you wave your bus pass, Old or young....
As a special treat for Father's Day... the kids agreed to play football with DadFrom Us All on Father's Day Sorry if we've... given you the odd gray hare!
Dad - Sorry to bang on about it... you rcok! With Love from your sonNick had discovered a foolproof way of improving his putting.
Tommy had learnt how to fix things by watching his dad.  First...Happy Father's Day to a ... CRICKET-MAD DAD  For a moment we were in with a chance... then the game started
Happy Father's Day...Dad wished he hadn't asked mum to see if the indicators were working...As a nice surprise for Father's Day... the kids gave Dad breakfast in bed
Happy Father's Day - Some Dads see the glass as half full, others half empty you see it as too small!Happy Father's Day... Let's face it Dad... We know who is the boss
Alex didn't realise he'd signed a Latino porn star, he'd just heard about his great tackle and ability to shoot in the box.For a Great Dad! - Years of experience had taught dad not to trust smiling children bearing gifts... Father's Day or not!
Happy Father's Day to a Dad who loves his Ale... I'm not as drunk as some theople might pink I amfor a FAB DAD - Dad, if the man who invented cats eyes had seen the cat from behind instead of the front, would he have invented the pencil sharpner?
Dad was horrified when he found the kids... had washed his pride and joy for Father's DayDad you're the Coolest!
Dad If I've told you once... I've told you a million times...Johnny pushed Rupert in the face, breaking his nose, while recieving a punch in the goolies and studs down his shins. But that's what pre-season 'friendlies' were all about!
For A Great Dad...  Will I be in on Father's Day? Of course...I'll be waiting for you to come round when you feel like it, hang about for ten minutes and give me a card that takes the piss out of me!Happy Father's Day...to a Dad who's always ready to offer expert advice.
The rest of the family were really glad that Dad... had his feet up on Father's DayDad, fatherhood has always come naturally to you
WHOA!!! Michael...stop with the shaking, that's not the champagne bottle.For my Old Man! Dad didn't know anything about computers, his idea of a hard drive was being in the car with mum!
For a number 1 Dad...Mum realised the car had two dipsticks...12 hours a day, 24 beers in a crate... coinsidence, I think not!
For my Golfing Dad! Dad didn't shout 'FORE' when he played golf, but he did shout another four-lettered word beginning with 'F'.For a great Dad, although mum had no problem with dad driving about in a little mini...
Happy Father's Day 
Despite his age, Dad still loved his football... 
he just regretted eating a whole oneFor a fab dad! Dad was a DIY expert, whenever mum asked him to do something, he'd say "Do it yourself!"
Happy Father's Day, Dad, who taught you to drive before you met Mum?For my old man! Did you look like your dad when you were born?
For a great Dad!

When his doctor told him to watch his drinking dad found a pub with a mirror behind the bar.For a Great Dad... There was no denying Dad was the man of the house... when Mum was out!
Dad celebrated Father's Day with a few beers much the same way as he celebrated Monday. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thrursday.....Happy Father's Day Dad

Stanley brought his kids up to be responsible.  Whenever he farted, he made out that they were responsible!
Happy Father's Day!  Threadbare with Skidmarks? Yeah My Dad's pants are exactly the same!World's best Dad!   Dad was always holding his Daughters hand. It was the only way of keeping it out of his wallet!
AFTER THE POLICE SENT HIM A PHOTO OF HIS CAR SPEEDING DAD SENT THEM A PHOTO OF A CHEQUE

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