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Valentine 
Dear Susan 
However old we get... you'll always be mine!Valentine... I've got a crush on you
TO MY VALENTINE 
As soon as I get home I'm gonna rip your knickers right off... 
...the elastic is killing me!VALENTINE 
When Ann suggested trying the Kama Sutra, Keith asked it it came with pilau rice and onion bhajis.
It had been a great Valentine's day. Natalie had finally got Tom to utter those three little words... let's go shoppingFOR MY HUSBAND 
You never listen to me Charles, you only hear what you want to hear - Sure, I'll have a beer
The Muppets Valentine's DayValentine we have a strange and wonderful relationship.... I'm wonderful you're strange! Happy Valentine's Day
To the One I Love 
I wanna be your... teddy bear!Valentine, be my Quince Charming... and rescue this Damson-in-Distress.
For my Valentine
Hey Kitten... I'm smitten!On Valentine's Day, Sophia had planned a night of passion... but first she'd have to butter him up
FOR MY VALENTINE 
Felicity would spend whole mornings fiddling with her Clematis and toying with her Lobelia...and in the afternoon, she'd do a spot of flower arranging!
Sarah, As it's Valentine's Day do you fancy doggy-style for a change? Tom, yes ok, sit there and beg and I'll roll over and play dead
She was sorry she'd mentioned that she fancied a couple of cocktails......as he spent the next 20 minutes recounting stories about his willy!The Muppets Valentine's Day
Hey gorgeous 
whenever you're around... I'm left pantingLook deep into my eyes, my Valentine, and see how together we make a truly wonderful pear...
For the love of my life...
You're flippering gorgeous, Suzie!On Valentine's Day, Edwina was unaware of Eddie's plans... to get her in the sack
FOR MY HUSBAND

Despite years of marriage, her husband refused to let the romance of Valentine's Day simply wither and die away... this year he'd bought her a new dishcloth!
Valentine, I thought you might fancy something tall, dark and handsome this Valentine's Day...
Forget see-through negligees, Basques, stockings and suspenders ... She knew how to get his attention on Valentine's Day!The Muppets Valentine's Day
It's Valentine's Day so pucker up Prince Charming! Happy Valentine's DayOn Valentine's Day, Francis the passion fruit was once again struck by Cupid's marrow...
For my wonderful Valentine 
Julia, those pedigree types are very well...Peas... Be mine Joanna
FOR MY VALENTINE 
After he was told there was a special Valentine's Day message for him on the radio, he listened for hours, non-stop, without hearing a thing... then he suddenly spotted the envelope.FOR MY SEXY LOVER 
After spending hours attempting to write a Valentine's Day letter expressing her deep love and devotion, she gave up and scribbled, "Shag me till my fillings rattle!"
The Muppets Valentine's DayValentine you and me.... the perfect couple! Happy Valentine's Day
Valentine, I will be your passion fruit...  ...if you will be my dateValentine 
You lucky thing, Jane... I'm yours!
For my HUBBY on Valentine's Day - She regretted asking him for something hot, hard and steamy that would make her  moan on Valentine's Day!
You and me...hot dog, cool chick Happy Valentine's Day
Peter, be my sweet pea... ...on Valentine's DayFor Joseph my Gorgeous Hubby
He had a huge cock, she had a wet pussy, it was going to be a Valentine's Day to remember.Be my date Valentine...  ...I only have eyes for you
For my bit of CRUMPET...  That Valentine's Day, all she wanted to hear him say was 'I love you'.  All he wanted to hear was his balls slapping against her arse.Valentine, I'm crackers about you...
Valentine, I'm falling for you... ...with no strings attachedValentine, you're my perfect partner...
Valentine, you've conkered my heart...Valentine, with you...  ...life's a bowl of cherries
Valentine...  ...guess who wants to be your blind date?Valentine, I've fallen for you...
Valentine, I'm head over heels in love with you...

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