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Happy Birthday Natasha only went to the shop to buy a bar of chocolate... ...but on the way she saw a dress and a pair of shoes to go with it!No one is ever old enough... to know better!
If at first you don't succeed... look in the bin for the instructions! It's not a beer gut... it's a balcony for my playground!
Happy Birthday. Did you say exercise?... ...Or Accessorise?A woman's place is on a pedestal... where there is clearly no room for an ironing board!
You're only young once... but you can be immature all your life!Seen it all, done it all... can't remember most of it!
Happy Birthday Symptoms of stress are... eating and drinking too much and impulse buying ...are they kidding?...Jogging? Never!... I'd spill my drink
Happy Birthday. Take life with a pinch of salt. ...Wedge of lime and a shot of tequila!A birthday tip... tip all  your drink down in one go!
Is it gin o'clock yet?Happy Birthday A drop of wine never hurt anyone... ...must be why a whole bottle makes you feel a whole lot better!
Happy Birthday Getting older... some women take a tonic... Juliet just has the gin!Happy Birthday. Aspire to barbie... ...the bitch has everything!
Happy Birthday I'll decide when... ...I want to grow older!Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns... ever notice how all women's problems begin with men?
First a woman is a child, then a teenager, then she's young... then she's fabulous! This is not just a card...

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