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The aubergine was furious... at being charged for excess cabbageNigel was an instant hit with the ladies... due to his impressive lunchbox
The Couch-Potatoes setteled down to watch the latest horror DVD from Gordin RamsayEddie misunderstood when his wife said her bush could do with a prune
The constant clacking of Mrs Couch-Potato's knitting needles had driven her husband to distraction...Jack was rather taken aback by the sudden onset of male pattern baldness...
Dad had asked for a six-pack for his birthday... so the kids bought him a gym membershipAfter a couple of swift halves, Arthur  Cucumber and his other half were half-cut...
The Conference Pears made many fruitless attempts to send and recieve e-mails on their new Blackberries...She may have been a wrinkled old prune... but at least she still had all her marbles
Eddie called his stockbroker to tell him he'd just bought a huge steak in Sainsbury's The Haricots-Verts were left stranded... when their Citron ran out of juice
The lettuce was shocked to find his girlfriend... posing undressed for a colanderWhen sea-fishing, Rod liked to use a sprout to catch mackerel...
The apple was really cool with his new pPodEveryone was agog when the Asparagus sisters got their tips out for the lads...
Eddie's wife became the latest victim of FPT (Flat Pack Trauma)The Quince and his date were hounded relentlessly by the pepperazzi...
The onion got so drunk that he chucked up his ring...Kevin had spent the entire day downloading corn on the internet
Desperate Scarlet checked the coast was clear... before taking a pea behind the hedgeNothing annoyed Mr Couch Potato more than his wife talking during the football...
This was not what Ben had in mind when he'd been invited to join a foursome... and he was about to get seriously teed offThe Greens really weren't living up to their name when they bought another 4x4
Sadly in the heat of passion.... it wasn't just his heart that had melted The best thing about Eddie's new job was the huge celery
Jeremy preferred his GM Courgette rater than the Alfalfa GT or the Lettuce Elise...The prop forward was somewhat surprised by the Kiwi hooker's tackle
The carrots had a pea up against the wall...The peas suddenly realised the promised package trip to Iceland was a con
Suzi tried to re-kindle her modelling career but sadly, in the intervening years, everything had gone a bit pear-shaped...Alarm bells should have rang when William was offered a free outdoor activity day with no strings attached...
Only when Barry got it home did he realise he'd bought a real lemonAt her Birthday party, Victoria laughed so much...that a pea ran down her legs
Mary didn't scrub up too bad for an old potatoAfter a brief struggle the Couch Potatoes' widescreen TV was re-possessed by the bayleaf...
Tom swam for his life... but the currants were too strong for himEddie went out one night and got really hammered
When Arthur Cucumber played football with his brother, it was a game of two halvesVictoria's wrinkly friends need never know... about her secret visits to Doctor Collagen
The Pretentious Pois were not surprised when the pineaplle slice suspended in formaldehyde won the coveted Turnip PrizeEddie's boss liked to motivate his staff...using the carrot and stick approach
Eddie went to the dentist and unfortunately had to have three fillingsNorman's new wife may have been younger... but she had shocking cellulite and a bitter face
The pumpkin was gutted when he was chosen to front up the celebrations at Halloween...The vegetarian could never understand why, no matter how much he chewed, the sweetcorn always came out whole.
The walnut wasn't sure whether it was just a splitting headache or something a little more seriousThe Boss walked into the meeting room and reiterated that BUDGETS must be slashed
The plumber was called in when they found a really bad leek in the bathroom.There was no doubt about it... they were now looking for a cereal killer...

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