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You're 21...  You're at your physical, mental and sexual PEAK.... frightening isn't it?Happy 50th! Wine is the oil that greases the engine of the soul.
It wasn't until they left the party that the girls realised just how drunk they really were.After Dad was told there was a special Birthday message for him on the radio, he listened for 5 hours non-stop, without hearing a thing... then suddenly spotted the envelope.
Congratu effing lations on your 30th sebastien!Happy 18th Birthday... is the world ready for you?
18 Today Legal at last!It's your Birthday Johnny!
After Mum was told there was a special Birthday message for her on the radio, she listened for five hours non stop, without hearing a thing.... then suddenly spotted the envelope.30 Today! He looks so young and trendy. Such a lean machine. He loves to party all night long. He thinks he's still eighteen.
21 Today and knowing how much you love a good on your birthday... ...is one barrel enoughEven after twelve double vodkas, she was still able to retain her usual ladylike dignity, poise and elegance.
Laughter lines? What the hell had been that funny?!Happy Birthday Bitch!
30 today... so it's girls out on the town for a quiet celebration?Now 30 and desperate to keep her ideal weight, Anna seriously considered shaving off her eyebrows!
Happy 21st! one needs to take life with a pinch of salt. then throw the salt away and have a massive chocolate mousse.50 Today - Colin discovers that the aging process is all about growing more and more hair in less and less attractive places.
you're 50... I'm lost for wordsFor your 30th birthday I was going to get you an enormous present..  But it back fired at the last moment!
Once he turned 50, Brian became strangely attracted to the colour beige...50 Today - Ever the optimist, Colin handed the barber his Tom Cruise cutting
Inside every thirty year old id an eighteen year old asking, 'what happened?' - Ann LandersOn your 30th Birthday remember that the secrets to a good life are: early nights, good food, exercise, and clean living, but...
Have fun on your 30th Birthday Pete... just go easy on the TequilaThe News - 18 Today - Birthday
How old Tim? ...wow that's old!Happy 18th Birthday, you fantastiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic person!
"I'm 30, of course I've matured!" said Pete, switching off his Blue Peter lampdon't cry you're only 50!
Turning 40, I can say my school days were the happiest days of my life; which gives you some idea of the misery I've endured over the past 25 years - Paul Merton30 Today hope it feels good
40 today tired of birthdays...? no wonder, you've had a heck of a lot60 Today... still looking good
Abracadrba 40 years...Dad celebrated his 45th Birthday with a few beers in much the same way as he celebrated Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays.....
AGED 18 YEARS Intense and lively. Young, but with a great depth of character. Unique and full of promiseAGED 21 YEARS The macdonald malt is vibrant and dramatic with hidden complexities. Smooth when chilled a firm favourite when drunk at parties
Seeing as its your 30th birthday, Why not indulge your wildest fantasies? Smear you man's body in melted chocolate, Hoist him up to the living room ceiling...  and settle down to a good book.90 Today... still young at heart
The News - 21 Today - 21st BirthdayCongratulations! Your days of pushing 40 are over!
Your 70th birthday... coming ready or not!We're getting older but our minds haven't been affected at all!... I know isn't it fantastic!?
Go on stick your neck out Joe....  and admit just how old you are!The News - Nifty 50s - 50th Birthday
40 today -  Over the years, Vera had found how to get the best from her bathroom scales.Being 70 isn't old....  you just need the odd push now and then
Will you respect me in the morning Harry?  Respect you.... I'll be lucky if I remember you in the morning.30 Today and time to learn the secret of eternal youth

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