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Mary and jeff- a fabulous cocktail! happy anniversary!
Derek was simply relieved that Deidre had forgiven him.    

[Manual: BODY BAG]"Norman! Thats not what I meant by being more 'experimental' in the bedroom!"
USING ALL HER STRENGTH, HELEN FINALLY MANAGED TO GET COMFORTABLE.Tunnel of love - tunnel of marriage
Divorce proceedings had failed and Gerald was getting desperation
Gwenda adored running her fingers through Norman's hair.

Boxes: 1960, 1961 - 1965, 1966 - 1975"It's so often the simple things in life that give the most pleasure," mused Nora, as she switched on her wind machine.
"WASN'T THAT THE HENDERSONS?"

DESPITE WINNING THE LOTTERY, MAXINE AND DAVE STILL REMEMBERED THEIR OLD FRIENDSNorman checks his email - Anything interesting Norman?  Maureen in Sydney says hi, and those Lusty Lesbo Nymphs XXX say they want to be spanked again
A quick glance at his Pre-Menstrual Timepiece confirmed Vern's worst fears.Deidre had ironed one too many of Jeremy's shirts.
There's a film on TV about the sex life of a couple with children... Great lets watch it!  TV: MISSION IMPOSSIBLECome on dear... whisper those three little words
'Oh for God's sake!' snapped Dot. 'Surely you've known me long enough to know I mean right when I say left.'No Ken.  Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is not multi-tasking!
I told you role play would spice things up!Should I tell Marge to trim her bush. Should I tell Ted his dick's in my slipper
Happy anniversary to a perfect couple another year... still looking goodOn your Anniversary... You two know the secret to a happy marriage
We've been through so much together... and most of it was your faultSo THAT was why Malcolm had insisted on the lights being off for 23 years.
"Of course this movie seems vaguely familiar to you. It's our wedding video, stupid!"I guess this means you don't want to mow the lawn either.
DAVINA WAS OVERJOYED WHEN MARK UTTERED THOSE THREE MAGICAL WORDS - 'SOD THE FOOTBALL!'

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